The holiday weekend left me with a problem that most hashers only dream of, a surplus of beer. I offered to the GM a free beer check with the caveat that I was not laying straws. I loaded my car, drove to Loyd Hall parking lot, and then ran to the Green Room where I saw:

Who Came
Attila the Hung, Bonsai Bush, Bumble Beaver, Chef Boy or Horse, Cum on my Tits, Dr. Squeal Good, Hold the Rimmer, Holy F*ck, Just Al, Just Amy, Just Carla, Just Emily, Just Kim, Just Peter, Just Nancy, Just Nick, Pen is in my Ear, Rear Engineer, 69th Amendment, Son of Goat F*cker, Tits of Steel, Tube Cock, and Urine Luck.

Trail
Straws were drawn and Just Nick pulled the short one, I asked if he knew how to get to Loyd Hall, and he replied “not really”. Seriously people, anyway Pen is in my Ear offered to co-hare and off the two went. The trail went west then north then more west. The hares did their best to make the trail as easy as possible. After a back check at the big green bridge on Brown, the trail wound its way down to the Art Museum. Now a quick side bar, the one piece of advice I gave the duo was to be mindful of how they get to Loyd Hall as not to cross their own path on the return trip. Well they did, or they would have, but instead they pointed to the bar and said “On In”. I guess that is acceptable hash behavior.

Circle
Hare: Pen is in My Ear, Just Nick
Virgins: Just Amy via Just Nick, Just Amy and Just Al via Just Nancy, Just Kim and Just Emily via The Green Room
First in/ Last in: Son of Goat F*cker/ Cum on my Tits
Cums Lately: Attila the Hung, Bumble Beaver, Holy F*ck
Visitors: Cum on my Tits Pittsburg H3
Auto Hashers: Bonsai Bush, Bumble Beaver, Holy Fuck, 69th Amendment

Accusations:
Pen is in my Ear for having a chubby in circle and under when one hare drinks, Just Nick
Tube Cock for not giving his wife enough down down practice
Urine Luck for not getting in bed with Tits of Steel
Holy F*ck for not bringing Charley to a dog friendly bar and under when one auto, Bonsai Bush, Bumble Beaver, Holy Fuck, 69th Amendment
Son of a Goat F*cker for being thirsty
Rear Engineer for not pointing out that Goat F*cker was thirsty
Just Al for racist shirt
Just Nancy for accusing her own virgin rather than warning him
One Inch In for saying it was too cold for a blow job
Goat F*cker for his wife getting a new job
Short Distance Rimmer for sucking a 5yr old (beer) in the locker room
Dr. Squeal Good for alcohol abuse and under when one medical professional drinks, 69th, Sausage, and Bumble Beaver and under when one auto hasher drinks, Bonsai Bush and Holy F*ck
One Inch In for stopping booby play in the circle
Tits of Steel for complaining about her pants falling off on trail
Rimmer for slurring in circle (which turned into a social)

At this time Just Nick was called into the circle for a laming. We found out things like he is Greek, married, an accountant, and proposed to his wife at a shopping center. With that he was named Shop and F*ck and another hasher was born.

Announcements
Philly H3 January 13th it will be awesome
Saturday January 7th Free Beer Hash at the Harrisburg Hershy H3

After circle was closed there was more booby play as a few of the harriets compared nipples, little did they realize that they were on camera for all the bar to see. After some drinking a few hashers headed off to other bars while the rest went home to do whatever it is they do.

Overheard
2 Clump “There were boobies and I missed it?”
UKH “Don’t worry they were on camera, I’m downloading the video right now.”

On On,
Two Clump Chump