Chair
Cousin It
On Sec:
Just Amy
He's a Lesbian
Gay Matthews Lamb
RA:
Groundhog Lay
The Period Changes Everything
Haberdasher:
International Dicklomat
GM:
Chair Cousin It On Sec: Just Amy He's a Lesbian Gay Matthews Lamb RA: Groundhog Lay The Period Changes Everything Haberdasher: International Dicklomat The MOB this week took over one of the BFM's favorite spots in the city. Our bearded friends at Drinkers kindly supplied us with limitless libations, and tacos topped with the spicy nectar of the gods. Trail was laid by two virgin hares, Honey I Shrunk the Tits and Just James. I didn't run but I think it went pretty well considering Cause eventually made it back to the bar.
Urine Luck and Gag Reflex killed circle which is appropriate considering NOMINATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR THE AGM. Below are the current nominations. You have two weeks to continue nominating, accepting, or denying. Below the list is the descriptions for the open positions. May the odds be ever in your favor. GM Fort Dix-a-lot Gag Reflex RA Slothy Seconds Silence of the Goats Blink 5'2 Uncle Fister Cause for Blindness Commando Christ On-Sec Taco? I Barely Know Her Gag Reflex Goat Fucker Uncle Fister Int'l Dicklomat Silence of the Goats Commando Christ Slothy Seconds Hash Flash Cockmaster and Commander Blue Oyster Cunt Just Pete BFM Djibouti Correspondant Baaa Ram Him Gay Matthews Lamb Partial Term Absentee Co-GM Uncle Bad Touch ----------------------- Open for 2016-2017 offices Grand Master/Mistress/Mattress/Moron/Mofo (GM) - (aka the Wizard Mastermind behind the scenes) Picking the bars, bringing flour or assigning someone to bring flour each week, naming hashers, updating the web/email/FB invites, admin'ing the FB group and filtering out a-holes, encouraging new hares, planning the numbered run and the AGM at the end of their year (with as much delegation as you want), and general misc. HR type duties that may vary week to week. 2 x Religious Advisor (RA) - (aka the loud ones each week) Chalk Talk, Introducing Virgins, Running circle, Setting the overall tone for the evening, Assisting with Namings 4 x On-Sec - Record the evening's debauchery for those who were not there (physically or mentally) It is ideal if you can read your own drunken handwriting or are good at making stories up out of thin air for when you can't read nor remember what happened the night before. Hopefully this year's On Secs will be better than (insert whatever year the on secs never do their job in a timely manner, which is basically every year) Haberdasher - Get us hooked up in the freshest, dopest BFM swag including but not limited to clothing, mugs, happi coats, patches, socks, temporary tattoos, and more. Hash Flash - Record the evening's debauchery with a good eye for what pix are completely unacceptable to post anywhere ever. Also organize group photos impromptu on trail when possible. Then post the non offensive pix. |
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Ooohh Yeaaahh...So nice I got voted for positions twice. So much for my goal of less work. |