Sphincter grease
Most likely to lie to the police?
Cuff me
Most likely to win a Nobel Prize?
Two Beds
Most likely to remain single forever?
Everything ButtSex
Most likely to become a magician?
Poly Pocket, Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere, Diltdo, and Two Beds
Most likely to lock themselves out of the house?
Where’s my D
Most likely to order pizza within the next 24 hours?
Sphincter grease
Most likely to be the first to die in a zombie attack?
Where’s my D
Most likely to pick up a person at a funeral?
Just Ali
Most likely to fuck in public?
Poly Pocket and Wheels
Most likely to be afraid of watching horror movies?
Cuff me
Most likely to lose their phone on trail?
Where’s My D
Most likely to Irish Goodbye?
Sphincter Grease and Poly Pocket Pocket
Honorary mention: Mouth Down
Most likely to move out because of a spider?
Cuff Me
Most likely to have an imaginary friend?
Sphincter grease, Poly Pocket, and Where’s my D
Most likely to be a horrible boss?
Fort Dix
Most likely to be attacked by a wild animal?
Diltdo
Most likely to get a face tattoo?
Diltdo
Most likely to set a Guinness World record for something?
Fort Dix and Sarge
Most likely to work in the White House?
Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere
Most likely to be a parent’s favorite?
Music to my Tears and Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere
Most likely to fight in public?
He’s a Lesbian
Most likely to get a stalker?
Where’s my D
Most likely to imprisoned?
Fort Dix
Most likely to have marry their best friend’s ex?
Where’s My D and Bread Dicks, Bread Dicks Everywhere
Honorable mention: Groundhog Lay
Most likely to live in the wilderness?
Diltdo
Most likely to work for NASA?
Two Beds
Most likely to stay longest in the bathroom?
Poly Pocket
Most likely to be an undercover agent?
Wheels and Just Joanna
Most likely to sleep naked?
Shrub and Sarge