- We named Just Sean!
- Just Sean had been hashing for 6 months, after Where’s my D made him come. He worked in operation supervision at CVS. One time he lost a bet with his friend Moose and had to 69 with a girl whose vagina tasted like soap. When he was 8, he shit himself riding a bike. He had group sex with two girls in a tub and two on the floor, and another time he came and farted at the same time. He also likes prolapse porn (which, here is the Urban Dictionary for the curious).
- Some of the contenders were Soapbox, Pink Sock, and Or-gas-mic, but Just Sean will henceforth and forever be known as Prolapse of Judgement.
- Safety Third!
- It was rainy and we went to Graffiti Pier, where a bunch of half minds got up to the upper level by climbing these weird giant nails on a tree.
- It was still rainy when we left the pier, so most of the pack piled into Pantyphile’s truck.
ii.Myself, Just Ryan (a virgin!), Under the Gaydar, and Just Elvis decided to run back. We did not know the way and it was raining too hard to look at phones, so we took a bunch of wrong turns and showed up to the bar near the end of circle looking like wet dogs.