Silence of the Goats
Statutory Consent
Hashers
Me Shrub You Long Time
Cuff Me the Vampire Player – Invisible Marshmellow!!
60K9 – Ironman!!
Groundhog Lay – Batman!!
2 Beds 1 Nightmare
Nibbles & Clit
Just Doogan/Rich
International Dicklomat (visitor!! from Hawaii?)
Sex Toys for Tots
Under the Siege
Everything Butt Sex
Just Joanna
Just Eric
Knights of the Poundtable – Ladybug pretending to be Mothra!!?
Chalk Talk
Possibly the wettest trail of the century.. WTF RA’s (specifically Shrub -_-). You had one job…
We must've upset the hash gods. Or someone decided to cosplay as Storm and wanted to fuck us up. By peeing. ALLLL OVER US. But nope. We didn't let that stop us. No siree.
Half the pack attempted to cram for shelter. Chalk talk was cut short because we ran out of chalk to talk about. Because it vanished. RIGHT. BEFORE. OUR. EYES. What kind of fucked up shenaniganery-sorcery was this? Luckily there were no virgins to confizzle, so on out to check it out we did.
Trail
We made it a whopping 3 blocks before realizing that no marks were in sight. So we gave up and decided to play in an open fire hydrant. The water was warmer than the torrential downpour. It may or may not have been sewage water. We found shelter and decided it was time to call the hares for alcoholic support. ON TO THE BEER NEAR WOOT WOOOOOOOT!
Scrub a Dub Dub in the Rittenhouse Tub
We were met by Goats at Washington Square Park.. but where’s Ms. Consent and the beer!? Luckily Goats had some mysterious juice concoction disguised inside Spider-Man bottles to hold us over!! While waiting for Stat, what better way to kill time then to play in the fountain to rinse off all the piss and sewage.
♫ If only you believe like I believe, baby,
We'd get warm,
If only you believe in miracles ♪
...NOPE. That eternal flame got me fucked up.
Ms. Consent FINALLY decided to show up with a case of HAMMS!!! and a random Strawberry-Rita? That absolutely no one wanted because fucking.. NO.. just noooooo! Stat had a hot consensual date and left early (never to return until circle) or she may or may not have been parked illegally......
The pack grew cold and my nips were beginning to cut holes in my shirt. I tried to use Cuff as a meat shield from the wind.. Didn't work out well. With the marks long-gone, we went ON-IN back to the bar.
Circle
We had a few auto hashers who where too chicken shit to join us, including:
Under the Siege
Sex Toys for Tots
Everything Butt Sex
Just Joanna
Why are we not wearing shoes in circle, you might ask?
Because Storm peed on us. That's why.
End of story...
- Knights