Jewels of Duh Nile
Tits of Steel - autohasher
AssAss in Nation - autohasher
For the Love of God Finish - visitor
Nibbles & Clit
Parks & Masturbation
Dildo Dragons - autohasher
Cuff Me the Vampire Player - autohasher
Three Dollars and a Granny - visitor
Cause for Blindness
Shop & Fuck - RA
The following tale is 97.4% true and 1000% fiction.
So there he was... Shop & Fuck.. risen from the ashes of old mismanagement duties as RA. Getting ready to lead a pack of deranged lunatics that call themselves the Ben Franklin Mob (BFM).. will he stand up to the challenge? No.. the answer is no. The BFM cannot be tamed. They're unpredictable, sporadic and strike fear and excitement into the heart of Philadelphia. Thursdays are when they crawl from the shadows...alleyways, dumpsters, sewers, the depths of the old subways.
Shop actually managed to remember some names.. but it wasn't enough to appease the crowd. Parks and Masturbation turned on him and summoned a dragon to chase after him. Lo and behold, the dragon was seduced by Shop's bling bling giraffe legs and wanted to keep them as souvenirs. Trail has begun.
With the RA down, the pack was left to their own demises. The hares where hasty and the pack was hungry. The hares thought they were clever and placed 200 god damn checks within the first 10 feet. Turns out, our trusty Roadside ASSistance is 1.5% bloodhound, so he was able sniff past the check marks and lead us to our first OFFICIAL mark at a Ben Franklin Statue on Penn Campus.