Hares: Sex toys for tots and beef jeckless.
We meet up at the Adventures Mini Golf in the great south philly, for some mini golf and a black light party. But before we could get down to party we had the matter of trail to attend to.
As our RA’s held chalk talk and introduced our visitors and virgins to what they were in for on this night, they tried their best to knock each other out. We set off flags raised high with a drone in pursuit, trail headed north where we had some hash crashes along the way, as we ran past the strip clubs we stumbled upon a song check and sang the only thing we felt was appropriate for this location i.e. I fucked a dead whore by the roadside. We the zig zagged our way through trail with some back checks along the way. As we ran along trail runner girl kicked a soiled diaper conveniently placed in the parking lot by the good people who shop at walmart. We ended up at the at pier 68 where we had a an awesome beer near, beer and bagged wine were handed out while beef jeckless unloaded on us. While at the beer near, our RA Slothy Seconds returned to her natural habitat of the grasses wetlands of the delaware river.
We headed back to mini golf when all the beer and wine had disappeared, only to be treated to food, kegs of beer and more bagged wine. After food one hasher took inspiration from the rubberbandits and decided to grab another hasher by the ponytail and rode him like a horse. Ok there was no ponytail grabbing but there was definitely some horse riding of hashers (saddle included).
After horse riding was done with, circle commenced. As usually circle was mad and I didn’t catch any of the accusations. Our visitors treated us to song’s, jokes and body parts. We also celebrated the day two of our hashers left the place, most of us try to re-enter. After circle, UV paints, glow sticks, black lights and golf clubs in hand we partied. Our dj’s had an awesome playlist but for some reason, unbeknownst to this hasher they didn’t play Teenage Dirtbag. And what a party it was, it had everything we could ask for and more. We had keg stands, seizures, concussions, broken doors or was it broken walls and of course some dick pic’s.
Unfortunately due to circumstances related to earning his hash cash, this hasher had to leave early but I hear the rest of night was a blast and the party continued on elsewhere after.
Here’s to the next 650 hashes,
(P.S If I’m leaving anything out let me know and I will add it in)