Trail was hared by under the gayder and just Mike.
We set off and got lost straight away, and proceeded to run up and down market street for a few minutes until we found trail and set off over the market street. After some r*nning we got to the hawthorns park where we had our beer check.
Some hashers spent the beer check trying to pick up a beer can off the ground without the use of their hands, most hadn’t much luck until beef jerkless showed them how it's done,
We then headed on in back to drinkers for circle, this was the normal shit show that we know and love. After another great circle, which included Just Imoni drinking from her new shoes, it was finally time to name the one and only Just Dima.
After going AWOL for a few months we could finally get to ask him the embarrassing questions we always wanted to know. We discovered that he lost his virginity after getting high, he likes to masterbate to goats, he has a guy crush on urine luck, and he cums from the magical place known as azerbaijan.
After lots of names being tossed around and even more screaming while voting, we found a fitting name for this hasher. So we throw away that nerd name Just Dima and welcome Azz after Bong to the world. Congratulations Azz After Bong.
Now I’m off to punish my liver some more, until next time.