It would have been nice to get a hug from Down Down, butt he told everyone he had bedbugs as he hugged them.
An old man walking down the street might have made it home to his family, butt Slothy Seconds tried to get laid on trail by running directly into him.
Ass Ass might have been a helpful hare, butt she didn’t show up until ¾ of the way through trail.
Groundhog Lay might have been the first person of the night to get Cuff Me’s name right during circle, butt he started choking on an invisible dick when he tried to accuse her.
The pack might have made it back to the bar quickly, butt we ran by a cat café and no one in the BFM has seen a pussy before, so everyone had to stop and look.