Pack: Shop N Fuck, Roller Daddy, Just Ashley (NOSE H3), Knights of the Pound Table, Down Down on the Brown Brown (Reno H3), Cuff Me the Vampire Player, Sphincter Grease, AssAssInNation, Slothy Seconds, Not in My Hair, Cause For Blindness, Strawberry Shartcake, Rear Ender, Condom Fuck Sister, Me Shrub You Long Time, Just Gabrielle, Jewels of Duh Nile, Blew Men in Groups, Just Jordan (Virgin), 60K9, Dancing Fool, and Semen on the Poop Deck
Do you love the holidays? Do you leave your decorations up until the spring? Well, if you can’t let go of the joy and celebration then read on for the holiday trash that didn’t come until after Groundhog Day (much like those who don’t come until after Groundhog Lay).
The pack assembled at McCasker’s Tavern regaled in their holiday fare. There were ugly sweaters, festive onesies and illuminated accoutrements. There was conversation about holiday plans and the length of last year’s holiday trail which almost nobody finished true. We all met Blew Men’s virgin, Just Jordan, and explained the marks expected on trail. ON-ON.
Trail was as shitty as any other and gave the pack many opportunities to enjoy holiday decorations, sing hashy carols, and enjoy the moist weather. Dancing Fool provided an impromptu BN at his parked car much to the delight of the thirsty hounds. Memorable moments were when Down Down tried to return Slothy to a store in the child’s seat of a grocery cart, when inflatable reindeer stables prompted a discussion of possible reindeer stripper names (On Harmony! On Ginger! On Cinnamon! On Krystal!), and when the hares led us down a back alley where we all got wet. Eventually we found SN at a delightful park with even more delightful pudding shots in little plastic cups. They are notable because it gave all the pack ample opportunity for cunnilingus references as the hungry hounds delved tongues into the boozy sweetness. ON-IN.
Circle was as spirited as the pack in their holiday cheer with notable accusations to the puddle splashers for excessive moisture, to Knights of the Pound Table for the ugliest sweater, to the numerous BFM’ers it took to make Just Gabrielle come, and to Just Gabrielle in turn for the longest accusation since Cause For Blindness.