Gay Matthews Lamb, He's a Lesbian, Just Amy, Taco? I Barely Know Her, Just Chris, Just Alper, Cockmaster & Commander, Sideshow Bobjob, Coochie Monster, Pissedacide, Donald Dick, Rear Engineer, Pissy Elliott, Just Hannah*******, Just Lizz, Tits of Steel, 1 in the Gear 2 in the Rear visiting out of Seattle, Groundhog Lay, Uncle Fister, Barbara Bush, Just Joe (with his radioactive shoelaces), Just Tag, Just Beth, Just Jesus Guy whose actual name I always forget, Spare My Finger, Hole Patrol, and probably other people.
Drank some beer. Amanda won Jeopardy on some question about a shipwreck. Molly won Wheel of Fortune. More beer. Flyers got destroyed by Vancouver. The one black guy on the team got in a fight. Sue the bartender made a joke. Enjoyed warmth and laughter and more beer. These trail notes brought to you by the Coalition for Never Leaving Camp. It's fucking cold out there. What am I, an Eskimo?
Our volunteer hares for the evening were Pissy Elliott & Just Lizz..wait is that right anymore? Shit. First in, right on their heels, was Barbara Bush. Just Chris pulled in DFL. Our visitor from Rainytown teased the Mob then told a joke about snowballs. Spare My Finger, Just Tag, Just Amy, Hole Patrol, some dude I didn't recognize and myself all autohashed. Me, Just Amy, Pissy, Barbara, and my shitty handwriting hadn't been out in awhile. No virgins.
Pissedacide earned himself an extra special call out for a hash crash literally feet from the Starboard's door.
Accusations time. The hares and Babs committed alcohol abuse. Rear forgot he was actually here last week. Cockmaster rocked out with a derpy down-down dance. Barbara Bush took some business calls. Just Jesus has embarrassing opinions about cinema. Too many purple Northwestern shirts. Barbara Bush forgot Cockmaster & Commander's name and Just Joey had rave shoes. Donald Dick got accused for some complicated shit. Just Tag left Starboard to retrieve a friend but came back alone. Babs has Beetlejuice pants. Our RAs lied about the existence of pie on trail during chalk talk. Just Amy actually showed up when we weren't running out of Bonner's.
Notes get sketchy here. I wrote, "Hole Patrol Something Dennis Miller" followed by "Rear did some shit" and "Coochie Monster something Cockmaster". Pissy didn't have enough school spirit and Just Chris got called out for some shit which dragged in all bald dudes which dragged in Just Jesus because he didn't think I was including myself. Uncle Fister made a pretty shitty joke and Just Beth was very, very thirsty.
He's a Lesbian had himself a back-breaking side-side followed shortly by one for Just Jesus.
Finally after several very quiet stories involving astronomy, chocolate, farm animals, igloos, puppies, and lost condoms; our sweet Just Hannah was named "Hot Cocklate".
Nominations for 2015 mismanagement have started! Talk to current mismanagement to get your nominations in. Shit is going down at 3-Balls' place in February - pay attention! Free Beer is this weekend and if you aren't going you are bad and should feel bad.