Urine Luck and Gag Reflex killed circle which is appropriate considering NOMINATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR THE AGM. Below are the current nominations. You have two weeks to continue nominating, accepting, or denying. Below the list is the descriptions for the open positions.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
GM
Fort Dix-a-lot
Gag Reflex
RA
Slothy Seconds
Silence of the Goats
Blink 5'2
Uncle Fister
Cause for Blindness
Commando Christ
On-Sec
Taco? I Barely Know Her
Gag Reflex
Goat Fucker
Uncle Fister
Int'l Dicklomat
Silence of the Goats
Commando Christ
Slothy Seconds
Hash Flash
Cockmaster and Commander
Blue Oyster Cunt
Just Pete
BFM Djibouti Correspondant
Baaa Ram Him
Gay Matthews Lamb
Partial Term Absentee Co-GM
Uncle Bad Touch
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Open for 2016-2017 offices
Grand Master/Mistress/Mattress/Moron/Mofo (GM) - (aka the Wizard Mastermind behind the scenes)
Picking the bars, bringing flour or assigning someone to bring flour each week, naming hashers, updating the web/email/FB invites, admin'ing the FB group and filtering out a-holes, encouraging new hares, planning the numbered run and the AGM at the end of their year (with as much delegation as you want), and general misc. HR type duties that may vary week to week.
2 x Religious Advisor (RA) - (aka the loud ones each week) Chalk Talk, Introducing Virgins, Running circle, Setting the overall tone for the evening, Assisting with Namings
4 x On-Sec - Record the evening's debauchery for those who were not there (physically or mentally) It is ideal if you can read your own drunken handwriting or are good at making stories up out of thin air for when you can't read nor remember what happened the night before. Hopefully this year's On Secs will be better than (insert whatever year the on secs never do their job in a timely manner, which is basically every year)
Haberdasher - Get us hooked up in the freshest, dopest BFM swag including but not limited to clothing, mugs, happi coats, patches, socks, temporary tattoos, and more.
Hash Flash - Record the evening's debauchery with a good eye for what pix are completely unacceptable to post anywhere ever. Also organize group photos impromptu on trail when possible. Then post the non offensive pix.