Hares: Commando Christ, Just Peter
- Fort Dixalot
- Uncle Fister
- The Period Changes Everything
- P.T.G.D. (aka Goose)
- Cumming Tonight
- Must Stank Sally
- Bitch Shot
- Cause for Blindness (I LOVE YOU)
- Panty Phile
- Rocky Horror Pussy Bow
- Barbara Bush
- Just Austin (Virgin: Goose made him cum!)
- Make Love Not Warcraft (Visitor, EWH3DC)
- Scarf Ace
- International Dicklomat
- Hot Cocklate
- Tits of Steel
- Slothy Seconds
- Silence of the Goats
- He's a Lesbian
- Blink 5'2"
- Just Andrew
- Just Chris
- Just Colleen
- Just Jacque
- Special BN cameo by Chicken Little Tits
Enthusiasm was riding high for the inaugural hash of the 2016 Mismanagement crew. Attendance was busting at the seams. Beer was flowing early. Pack was out by 8:15. And in an epic sea change for the BFM, multiple On-secs were diligently documenting every moment (Thanks Bitch Shot, Uncle F for the devotion!)
At chalk talk, our virgin RAs came off like a couple of seasoned veterans (hot, slutty muff-diving veterans, at that). Virgins and visitors were introduced. RAs were electric - I give them a 9/10 - not bad for their first go at it. (would have been a 10/10 had they tongue kissed like I suggested... maybe next time).
It was a balmy 18 degrees, so our hares decided to keep things short and sweet. A few twists, turns & falses after leaving Finn McCools (not to mention an intense run-in with undercover narcotics officers), we ended up at The Louis I Kahn Park (11th and Pine, see map below) for an outdoor BN filled with shots, beers, and apparently, entire bottles of wine (good job Just Andrew). Much to my pleasure, the second leg of our run was both shorter and sweeter than the first (2.8 mi total).
- Happily, I'm glad to see the RAs granting accusation rights to Cause for Blindness (WE LOVE YOU!)
- We're in for a good year with no fewer than 52 pirate themed hashes forecasted for 2016.
- RAs were not afraid to acknowledge their growing pains by self-calling Ziggy Zoggy's on themselves.
- Just Andrew may possibly be committing murder this calendar year.
- Fort Dixalot has a future in abstract cock-art and ice sculpting.
Finally, it looks to this observer like the BFM is going to be re-inventing itself this year. Rather than circling and accusing all the little long day, looks like Mismanagement will be front-ending the hash tom-foolery, then leaving the balance of the night for singing, commiserating and impromptu dance partying - IT'S THE PERFECT RECIPE!
Special love goes out to Slothy and SOTG for their courage and enthusiasm in week one... only 51 more to go! THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE UNIMAGINABLE!