When: 18 FEB 2016
Hares: Cumming Tonite, Pantyphile
In attendance:
Hares: Cumming Tonite, Pantyphile
In attendance:
| - 3 Balls - Barbara Bush - Cryley Cyrus - Fort Dixalot - Gag Reflex - Gay Matthews Lamb - Gellatio - Goose - Rubber Ripper - Scarf Ace - Semen on the Poop Deck - Silence of the Goats - Slothy Seconds | - Tits of Steel - Uncle Fister - Urine Luck - Just Andrew - Just Anthony - Just Bryan - Just Colleen - Just White Chris - Other Just White Chris - Just Black Kris - Just Jason - Just Nora - Just Peter |
Untitled Haiku
Déjà vu, again
Drinkers Old City, basement
Glitch in the Matrix
Déjà vu, again
Drinkers Old City, basement
Glitch in the Matrix
Another chilly night saw the Mob donning scarves, mittens, and in a BFM first - handmade crocheted boxer shorts! Special recognition goes out to Just Colleen for personally warming Fort Dix's man parts by a full 8 degrees on this frosty winter evening. It may not have gone down quite as blissfully as he imagined, but here at the BFM - we take whatever we can get.
Chalk talk was another giddy homo-erotic success, jam packed with plenty of innuendo that filled this hasher's mind with visions of F-on-F kissing and scissoring that, sadly, never came to pass. The Mob was introduced to newbie Nora Ferber (Rubber Ripper made her cum), hereby known as Just Nora, who was only mildly disgusted by the evening's events. There were a few new trail marks that caught the pack by surprise, including a "naughty check", which created a boisterous cascade of ass-spanking in each instance. Hares Cumming Tonite and Pantyphile both get thumbs-up for novelty.
A smidge over 5.5 miles, this trail proved to be more challenging than most. In an eloquent display of hash-bitching, Fort Dixalot was overheard grumbling: "What the fuck? We're actually closer to THE OTHER Drinker's!"
Chalk talk was another giddy homo-erotic success, jam packed with plenty of innuendo that filled this hasher's mind with visions of F-on-F kissing and scissoring that, sadly, never came to pass. The Mob was introduced to newbie Nora Ferber (Rubber Ripper made her cum), hereby known as Just Nora, who was only mildly disgusted by the evening's events. There were a few new trail marks that caught the pack by surprise, including a "naughty check", which created a boisterous cascade of ass-spanking in each instance. Hares Cumming Tonite and Pantyphile both get thumbs-up for novelty.
A smidge over 5.5 miles, this trail proved to be more challenging than most. In an eloquent display of hash-bitching, Fort Dixalot was overheard grumbling: "What the fuck? We're actually closer to THE OTHER Drinker's!"
But like any dedicated GM, he persevered (until he didn't). There was no shortage of urban shiggy on trail, which brought the pack to the abandoned Septa Trestle in the Callowhill neighborhood for a sex-swinging shot check (pictured below).
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Here are some other notable events on the evening:
- Barbara Bush twat punch yields self-defensive hash flash.
- Uncle Fister needs schooling on definition of "True Trail".
- Tits of Steel weathers EPIC hash crash (earning a 9.2 from the Chinese judge).
- Barbara Bush cuts own ass.
- Barbara Bush (wow, all star on the night!) single-handedly derails the rehabilitation of an 18-month sober homeless man by forcing leftover booze upon him. By the way, I checked with the Hahnemann ER and confirmed: that dude died of exposure at 4 o'clock this morning.
- Rubber Ripper in his sordid past, once pissed himself after touching an electrified fence, but continued to run 6 miles.
- Just Nora dry heaves on trail, but ultimately keeps it together.
- Ancient dilemma, answered: it's totally OK for a dude to zip up another dude's fly. "GOOD LOOKIN' OUT BRAH"
- Diminutive RA's implement policy of BYOC - "Bring Your Own Crate" to hash.
- NEW HASH HORN HAS BEEN APPOINTED: Oh, and in related news - Just Colleen now has the clap.
- Finally, we can all live better, more fulfilled lives if we follow the advice of Slothy's own father: "STAY VERTICAL!"
Cheers 'n Beers,
Gag
- Barbara Bush twat punch yields self-defensive hash flash.
- Uncle Fister needs schooling on definition of "True Trail".
- Tits of Steel weathers EPIC hash crash (earning a 9.2 from the Chinese judge).
- Barbara Bush cuts own ass.
- Barbara Bush (wow, all star on the night!) single-handedly derails the rehabilitation of an 18-month sober homeless man by forcing leftover booze upon him. By the way, I checked with the Hahnemann ER and confirmed: that dude died of exposure at 4 o'clock this morning.
- Rubber Ripper in his sordid past, once pissed himself after touching an electrified fence, but continued to run 6 miles.
- Just Nora dry heaves on trail, but ultimately keeps it together.
- Ancient dilemma, answered: it's totally OK for a dude to zip up another dude's fly. "GOOD LOOKIN' OUT BRAH"
- Diminutive RA's implement policy of BYOC - "Bring Your Own Crate" to hash.
- NEW HASH HORN HAS BEEN APPOINTED: Oh, and in related news - Just Colleen now has the clap.
- Finally, we can all live better, more fulfilled lives if we follow the advice of Slothy's own father: "STAY VERTICAL!"
Cheers 'n Beers,
Gag
 Artist rendition of Gag riveted by Slothy's micropenis. |  Just Peter's chalk outline sketch of Just Black Kris, which short-changed him two and a half inches. |
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