Hares: Cumming Tonite, Pantyphile
In attendance:
- 3 Balls - Barbara Bush - Cryley Cyrus - Fort Dixalot - Gag Reflex - Gay Matthews Lamb - Gellatio - Goose - Rubber Ripper - Scarf Ace - Semen on the Poop Deck - Silence of the Goats - Slothy Seconds | - Tits of Steel - Uncle Fister - Urine Luck - Just Andrew - Just Anthony - Just Bryan - Just Colleen - Just White Chris - Other Just White Chris - Just Black Kris - Just Jason - Just Nora - Just Peter |
Déjà vu, again
Drinkers Old City, basement
Glitch in the Matrix

Chalk talk was another giddy homo-erotic success, jam packed with plenty of innuendo that filled this hasher's mind with visions of F-on-F kissing and scissoring that, sadly, never came to pass. The Mob was introduced to newbie Nora Ferber (Rubber Ripper made her cum), hereby known as Just Nora, who was only mildly disgusted by the evening's events. There were a few new trail marks that caught the pack by surprise, including a "naughty check", which created a boisterous cascade of ass-spanking in each instance. Hares Cumming Tonite and Pantyphile both get thumbs-up for novelty.
A smidge over 5.5 miles, this trail proved to be more challenging than most. In an eloquent display of hash-bitching, Fort Dixalot was overheard grumbling: "What the fuck? We're actually closer to THE OTHER Drinker's!"
- Barbara Bush twat punch yields self-defensive hash flash.
- Uncle Fister needs schooling on definition of "True Trail".
- Tits of Steel weathers EPIC hash crash (earning a 9.2 from the Chinese judge).
- Barbara Bush cuts own ass.
- Barbara Bush (wow, all star on the night!) single-handedly derails the rehabilitation of an 18-month sober homeless man by forcing leftover booze upon him. By the way, I checked with the Hahnemann ER and confirmed: that dude died of exposure at 4 o'clock this morning.
- Rubber Ripper in his sordid past, once pissed himself after touching an electrified fence, but continued to run 6 miles.
- Just Nora dry heaves on trail, but ultimately keeps it together.
- Ancient dilemma, answered: it's totally OK for a dude to zip up another dude's fly. "GOOD LOOKIN' OUT BRAH"
- Diminutive RA's implement policy of BYOC - "Bring Your Own Crate" to hash.
- NEW HASH HORN HAS BEEN APPOINTED: Oh, and in related news - Just Colleen now has the clap.
- Finally, we can all live better, more fulfilled lives if we follow the advice of Slothy's own father: "STAY VERTICAL!"
Cheers 'n Beers,
Gag