Hares: Uncle Fister and Baa Ram Him
Who was there: Some Hashers and Virgins on trail and some auto hashers at the bar
Since I hared I have no idea what went on for much of trail so will keep this short and sweet.
The pack left grumpys a little after 8 and headed east, after winding through the streets of philadelphia they made their way to the Delaware river trail where a warm apple pie shot awaited them on one of the piers. As the hares waited for the pack to arrive, we decided to rego for AGM, if you haven’t done so yet, you should do it now.
From there we ran through walmart parking lot over to Penns Port Pub, where everyone enjoyed the lovely views. After everyone got an up close view, we headed on out and back to Grumpys. This hasher was informed the Goats once again fell on this leg of the trial, she must have still been thinking of the stripper she had chatted up successfully.
After the usual circle shenanigans, it was time to finally name Just Mike.
During his questing we learned many things about this young hasher, he works as an environmentalist, he asks strippers for change, he shat himself on the roof of a shed, he like’s to hide money in the front of his boxers and he is a trained lawyer. With this knowledge the pack came up with many name’s some good, some bad, some terrible. But it came down to two names: E.P.Gay and Judge Doody.
After much screaming he was officially named Judge Doody.
Congrats Just mike, you are now and forever after known as Judge Doody.
That's it for another week, tune in next week and see what happens