I was originally going to type this up using my phone, however the app sucks dick (thanks Weebly), so I borrowed a computer as my laptop from 1983 updates itself. This shit show we aptly call trash has been conducted VIA text message/ instant messenger or whatever your preference is, for your viewing pleasure!
Where's my D?
STFT [8:02pm]: Hey!
Goats4Life [8:03pm]: Uh, what's up?
STFT [8:03pm]: Want a dix pic?
Goats4Life [8:05pm]: Ewww NO!
Bahh: [8:06pm]: I do!
STFT [8:06pm]: nvm.
Goats4Life [8:09pm]: Anyway wats up? Just got to McGillicuddys.
STFT [8:10pm]: Did you hear who's haring?!
Bahh [8:10pm]: "that dog guy and vicious pond animal!"
STFT [8:11pm]: Hey Bahh thats wat I was gona say!
Goats4Life [8:12pm]: You mean 60K9 and Goose?
STFT [8:13pm]: *sighs* yes. its going to be awsum! your gonna luv it!
DSpussy [8:14pm]: Excuse me, first of all *it's and second of all *awesome and 3rd of all *you're. You know what? Why do I even bother?
WMD [8:16pm]: Hey guys! Late to the convo! Whose gonna be there? Any visitors??
DSpussy [8:16pm]: WMD it's WHO'S not WHOSE!
STFT [8:18pm]: Uhhh idk? I think the visitors are one minute GM from koala something? and the quick and the dad from chicago?
WMD [8:20pm]: kool.
DSpussy [8:20pm]: *rolls eyes*. Oh WMD. Anyway I'll be there. My cat sitter was fired.
WMD [8:22pm]: You fired your cat nanny?! Why?
DSpussy [8:23pm]: First of all I didn't say "cat nanny".
whatWhat [8:25pm]: Hey! DSP you fired your cat nanny? Damn. Any way watch out for the road kill!
DSpussy [8:25pm]: I said CAT SITTER! Road kill?
whatWhat [8:27pm]: Never mind...it's a birdie and he's not even in the road.
STFT [8:30pm]: Hey guys lets sing "my name is Jack"!
ih8life [8:31pm]: *watches from window*
WMD [8:31pm]: Hey guys...that creep is watching us from his window as we sing...
Goats4Life [8:31pm]: ...MY NAME IS GUS NAH NAH NAH I'm INCESTUOUS...
60k9 [8:33pm]: Better make it over the bridge b4 it closes!
SlothyS [8:35pm]: 60k9 aren't u suppose to b haring? What bridge?
G00$3 [8:36pm]: Hey everyone! We're not in Philly anymore!
WMD [8:40pm]: Where r we?
AJuSTTT [8:42pm]: Idk but WMD can i have my military note pad back? And why did you take my name tag off it???!
WMD [8:45pm]: L8ter. I put it back!
Em0kid [8:47pm]: Eww I wouldn't want that back AJuSTTT. WMD has AIDS.
DSpussy [8:47pm]: My cat has AIDS!
SlothyS [8:48pm]: Wat?
CalvinKlein [8:50pm]: Hey doods look at my shirt! *sends pic*
WMD [8:55pm]: I'm not getting it? It's not loading.
CalvinKlein [8:56pm]: It's a bear on top of a shark!
WMD [8:57pm] Um i'm only 24. I'm feeling triggered by this. I need to go find my safe space.
ACP [8:59pm]: Hey bitchess! Wazzzup?! I'm starving!
WMD [8:59pm]: Well we're still on trail. What if we never make it back?!
ACP [9:00pm]: I'll eat Goats4Life then. She looks tasty ;)
WMD [9:01pm]: Hmm i think id pick a fatter hasher. I wan't more meat.
JDOody [9:01pm]: Well this is awkward.
Dix [9:05pm]: Hurry up! Circle is about to start! I'm gonna stand above you all and talk in a DJ booth!
WMD [9:07pm]: K. C u guys at circle!
STFT [9:08pm]: c ya!
Goats4Life [9:10pm]: B there soon! <333
Bahh [9:12pm]: Talk about the goats WMD missed on trail! I'll be there in 5.
NotGaydar [9:15pm]: Hey this is ATM! Don't forget we have to give onHer, her side-side 2 nite!
Dix [9:15pm]: okie! I'll make sure to have every1 seperate into diff sides based off their genders!
3way [9:20pm]: Hey running late to the party again! Sounds good see you all soon!