It was a night, with many racist's and wankers ready to follow a trail set by our one and
only Jerkless and his friend Just . We had a visitor, One in the Gear, Two in the
(a food) (a basic bro name) (a body part)
visit us as well from Seattle. I started my night by trying to awkwardly get in a photo with Shots,
in the Can, and Sex Toys for Tots during Chalk Talk. While in Chalk Talk we learned
(past tense verb) (plural noun)
about PN (punch near) and SC (slap check) which had something to do with fisting. Sex Toys mentioned to me how Ass Ass's ____________ was shrinking and we met a _____________named Petey. Silence of the ________________
(body part) (type of pet) (farm animal)
and Cummingtonite had a nice long hug while Sex Toys discussed how he wanted a tattoo of the __________________ on
him. During our ____________ Near, we all watched as Ass Ass feel up Slothy Second's _____________and later as our
(beverage) (body part)
visitor ______________ over Condom Fuck Sister. A picture was taken by our lovely
(past tense verb)
___________ Shots of Slothy that made her look a lot like _____________.
(curse word) (deceased celebrity)
We finally made it back to the bar where some of us balanced ____________on our ____________ while Goats fucked up
(plural noun) (plural body part)
the song ______________and Fort _____________ had to reassure the visitors we really did know our hash hymnals.
(type of car) (plural body part)
The best part of the night however was when we named Just Gabriel Strawberry Shart Cake! He got this name because he ____________a cake to lose his virginity and shat himself. All in all I'd say it was a ________________night!
(past tense verb) (adjective)
Where's my _________?