Location: Grumpy’s Tavern
Hares: Just Mego (at the time) and Sideshow Bobjob
What?: BFM #741…. 9 MORE ‘TIL 750!!!!!!!
*Notes taken on a bartenders notepad with a stolen pen. Sorry, I MISSED FUNNY THINGS.
Who was there?
-May I Come On Ya
-Pounded In The Can
-Shop N Fuck
-Tits of Steel
-Baa! Ram Him
- Jug Stains
-Cuff Me the Vampire Slayer
-Three Way Stop
Just Mego Gets Named!
So there we were, oh wait, there they were because I was late… at the fancy little establishment Grumpy’s. When I say fancy I mean dive. Fancy dive. I will assume there was a lot of fun had at the prelube and during chalk talk where, HOLY HELL IS THAT PITBULL?! Nope, just Shop N Fuck, informed us of the marks we would be following laid by Sideshow Bobjob and virgin hare Cuff Me the Vampire Slayer (formerly known as Just Mego).
The pack romped and rallied through the streets of the lesser of the Yunks’, Passyunk, picking up another latecomer May I Come On Ya who blamed his tardiness on the parking. It’s Philly! Always +15 mins for parking! Anyway, the beer near was in a dark, creepy alleyway. Emo Kid felt right at home. The strange thing about this beer near location was the garage door that lowered and locked us in when Sideshow Bobjob moved out of the way of the sensor… that she had been siting in front of until the pack showed up. Good thing half-mind + half-mind + half-mind + beer = enough brain power to get us out of there. And back on trail we goooooooo.
The second half of trail consisted of visitor Dwarfus Interuptus complaining that his kilt was causing him to chafe. Also along the way someone decided trail wasn’t difficult enough so they put literal barriers on the sidewalk to block the path. Thanks Pantyphile, those giant flower planters were the perfect amount of shiggy for a Passyunk trail! It was also observed that Uncle Fister’s virgin, Just Sid, came to a r*nning group dressed like a boat shoe wearin’ frat bro. When confronted during circle his response was “I thought he was kidding about the running”. Nope, but we wish.
Fast forward to the bar where Mr. Worldwide, ah I mean Shop N Fuck started circle with a bang by allowing me (Pounded In The Can) to join him in RAing. After promptly effing up the first song of circle for our virgins Just Sid, Just Kira, and Just Luke, we proceeded with the circley things that happen during circle.
AND THEN! Just Mego evolved into the beautiful Cuff Me The Vampire Player!
Notable naming suggestions included: Super Kinky, Cum Close, Theater of the Quivering Parts, Toilet Cuffs, Potty Party, Multiple InSTALLments, Toilet Houdini
And I’m still perplexed by the availability of handcuffs at a concert…
-Pounded in the Can