Where’s My D
Shop and Fuck
Roller Girl/Daddy May I Pun
OPP- Other People’s Pussy
DSP- Desperately Seeking Pussy
Statutory Consent- Hare
Me Shrub You Long Time- Hare
Just James traveling
Pimpin Long Stockings
So there we were, meeting again on another spectacular night. Why was it spectacular? Cause Thursday is a Hashing day!!!! Was everybody happy? You bet your ass we were!!!!
It was a semi-humid night and School is starting again. So what better way to celebrate such an occasion then a toga themed hash running through Penn's campus hared by our favorite gingerbread Statutory Consent and our 80’s bush Me Shrub You Long Time. The pack met at Gojjo’s bar were we quickly stripped ourselves of all our muggle clothes and dawned our stained bedsheets. Awaiting for our traveling halfminds from a land far far away, we continued to hydrate ourselves with much needed booze (cause who wants to do this sober) preparing for the hot night ahead of us. Shop and Fuck is talking to muggles trying to get new members for our cult... I mean drinking group (cough cough;) handing out business cards while Roller Girl is spreading fake news to Where’s my D which of course she believed. Upon our visitor’s arrival Shop announces chalk talk and we all circle up outside to introduce our travels Pimpin Long Stockings and Just James as well as circle virgins Just Shanice, Just Charity and Groundhog’s virgin that I didn't write revel in the marks that may be on trail. Once explanations were done On-Out was called and we were off looking for marks. Trail was shitty of course and the pack got misplaced multiple times due to drunken circumstances. OPP was one of these offenders looking for lost pussy(cats) instead of trail. Where’s my D checked one check and after coming back with no marks gave up and said I did my part for this evening. Finally following trail we come to a SN which a few ran past because our hares did not place marks. At the SN roller girl was commended for keeping all her clothes despite how humid it was and that her mustache was sweaty (her words), while DSP abandoned the toga altogether. After the suspicious liquid was drank we continued our search for marks. On our way out Shop and fuck and Where’s my D bonded over how sweaty they were, but then lamented on the fact that none of them could ever sleep together since it would be like a slip in slide ending with someone getting hurt. It was at this point that trail got blurry. After reaching Penn's campus we all gathered at a song check and sang a magnificent “Incest Time in Texas” that made all the heads turn, pondering WTF is going on? Finally moving away from the campus our sweeper abandoned his post and disappeared and our pack split into 2 groups (not intentionally). We all finally meet at the next SN and made quick work of the drink since it was getting late. After much deliberation on where the marks led we finally found marks which headed towards the BN. BN was placed at a park that I shall dub D’s Sex Playground which she was more than happy to share with the rest of us. We did a little chicken dance orchestrated by Magically delicious then we were back to the bar for On-In.
Closing circle/ Funny comments
Statutory Consent remembers when she used to call 60k9, Sexy K9 and who can blame her.
Magically Delicious face fucked Ben Franklin
Statutory Consent and Me Shrub You Long Time drank for their shitty trail
Shop and Fuck apparently only knows 4 names that start with J
Roller Girl for wearing a Shiggy on her head
OPP gets called in for not knowing his East from West (IDK either)
Pounded in the Can and Rubber Ripper drink for Auto Hashing
Pounded also came with a gaggle of virgins but we were only able to sacrifice 2
Non-togas, Birthdays, and Visitors
DSP wasn't happy that she touched no no squares
To end the night our sexy Greek asked Roller Girl down on her knees so that we may begin the interrogation to determine her new BFM HASH NAME!!!!! So, after many good but mostly bad suggestions I give you Daddy, May I Pun!!!!!!