Ok I’m done yelling. On November 18 hashers came from across the nation (ie Philly area, DC, Chicago and even far flung Manayunk) to gather at Cavs and down the finest mystery beers before trail. We had visitors cum for marathon weekend and Just Tom made a virgin cum for the first time. There was even a rare and awesome Side Show Bob Job sighting.
Trail started off with the good omen of an actual El Camino in a parking garage. I am a cat person, not a car person and wasn’t sure that they actually existed. They do.
We hit the Playground Check and climbed around as gracefully as if we were all 60k9.
Beer Near was in a cute garden next to 76. Fort Dix a Lot wanted to throw a bra onto a passing car but the safety committee talked him out of it. Storm clouds gathered so we chugged our beers and headed (who said head??) out.
The rain was pouring, Poly Pocket was yelling at random runners who were not Roadside Assistance, Everything Butt Sex was missing, Emo Kid’s poncho was, according to some accounts, ejaculating. But just as the chaos was climaxing we reached the shot near! AssAssination and Groundhog Lay had made us extra thicc smoothie rum shots. We finally got to cum in from a dripping wet trail to a warm toasty bar with chicken wings. AND a rare and awesome Statutory Consent sighting!
Oh the joys of indoor circle. When I was a kid we had indoor circle all the time. Mommy’s Cumming taught us all how to get the most out of a banana and Just August did a heroic trust fall into a virgin side-side. Hashy Birthday!
It was a beautiful start to a beautiful weekend and my voice was shot the next day because goddam we are loud in bars. And I wouldn’t have it any other way 😊
Hashers on trail:
General Tso’s Dicken, Schroedinger’s Cock, Burlington Ho Factory, Poly Pocket (Supreme Ruler), Fort Dix a Lot, Vagina is for Lawyers, Cuff me the Vampire Player, Roadside ASSisstance, Just Tanya, Just August, Just Tom, Groundhog Lay, AssAssination, 60k9, WET HOLE!, Emo Kid, The World’s Okayest Kirkland, Sideshow Bob Job, Just Adam, Everything Butt Sex, Blink Five Foot Two, Statutory Consent, and Music to my Tears