BFMH3 trail #836
Location: Starboard Side Tavern, Fishtown
Hare: Knights of the Pound Table
RA: Tits of Steel/ Slothy Seconds
In attendance: Cuff Me the Vampire Player, Fort Dix, Cause for Blindness, Wheels on the Bus Go Down Down Down, Cream the Ream, You May Go, Down Down on the Brown Brown, Jewels of Duh Nile, Teeter Twatter, Gay Matthews Lamb, Tits of Steel, Slothy Seconds, Knights of the Pound Table, Poly Pocket, JustAngeline. Autohash: DILTDO Dragons, Not In My Hair, Jug Stain
We met at a bar called Starboard
In Fishtown so oft unexplored
Awkward greetings galore
Finally got out the door
Searching for trail and our liquid reward.
Beer near: regaled by You May Go
His naming story he did bestow
He popped a girl’s cherry
Made her leave in a hurry
Surely converting her for Sappho.
Then a foxy lady named Tits
So cold she almost called it quits
Found a place for her thumb
So it wouldn’t go numb
Showed her wisdom quite infinite.
A check with a dire lack of dance
Saved by Slothy and her fancy pants
She taught them all to floss
Obviously the boss
Of this very odd circumstance.
Another stanza to feature our Slothy
Where she shared a little tune quite jaunty
Singing about cosmic sans
While scaring pedestrians
With lyrics both flirty and flaunty.
At shot near, our lovely hare Knights
Much to FRB ladies’ delight
Managed to blow his load
When his stash did explode
And while helping clean we all got frostbite.