Where: The El Bar
Hare: Must Stank Sally
Better late than pregnant?
We started the night off by dressing up in moustaches and tiny, adorable sombreros at the El Bar. Tequila shots were only $2.50!!! Needless to say, rounds were consumed rapidly and we were some tipsy hooligans by the time we left the first bar.
Slothy and Goats gave us an amazing spanish lesson during chalk talk to truly further enhance the authenticity of our Cinco de Mayo celebrations. We learned important phrases such as "donde esta la biblioteca" meaning "I would like to sleep with you". Slothy's ability to pull off the tiny sombrero left us considering Mexico as the source of the cocaine that enhances her chalk talk skills.
We ran a nice (barely visible) run through the Olde Kensington area and stopped in a park for some fancy-shmansey tequila sunrises before hitting Luke's Bar. I'm not sure what caused the owner of Luke's to like us so much but I'm pretty sure there were actual tears of happiness when we walked in. She is maybe the nicest bar owner ever.
We were a bit smooshed into a back corner for circle at the El Bar but still managed to get our huge group of virgins nice and drunk! Also, we saw boobs.
Dixalot - fought a dragon that turned out to be a wall
Sideshow - Told off a hipster
Suck a Dick
Bitch $hots, OUT