Hare? Baa Ramhim
It was a hot, steamy night as a group of the most titillating people one has ever laid eyes on gathered to participate in one of the most unholiest acts (or should I say holiest ;) ). Sweat was pouring down their thighs, chests heaving in and out, the moist air enraptured their tight bods. Oh my! I'll be right back! *runs to grab vibrator* Anyway.... It was the BFM's 690th hash and Baaa and his three amigos had planned to hare one of the most scandalous hashes the BFM has ever seen! And oh was it scandalous! There were HC (Human Centipede) checks and YBF (You've been fucked) checks and wine nears and whatever else their sick minds could think up! Boob Checks that only Cause participated in (wait was she even there? Well her spirit sure was) splattered the ground. Even Just Christian flashed a nipple for the thirsty fuckers. However the real fun didn't begin until we gathered at the classiest strip club in all of Philly. There I met Betty. She informed me not only was her stripper name her real name but that she and her half-sister, who was grinding her ass in some lucky hashers face, had identical vaginas! Now I may not know if my VJJ looks like any of my relatives but J. Chrissy was very keen to know if I glitterized it, which to her disappointment I do not. The debauchery continued all night! Goats, our ex-RA, did the most unspeakable of things. We at the BFM are known for drinking beer out of shoes but the sloozy took it a step further- she put water in it! Drank the whole thing like a dried up cootchie! Judge Doody lost his virginity that night to J.Andrew too. We would have all ended up in Kensignton selling our bodies if it weren't for a very special someone. His name was Buster, and he was a cat. I will never forget how he followed Dix, ACP, and I through the streets preaching to us to cleanse our tainted souls. He stayed with us the whole time, devout to the cause. That's until we hit a pizza shop and he said fuck it. We re-paid the saint in two cans of wet food and went on our merry way only to later write down his teachings in a book that would later be revised and rewritten by others until it became the worlds best seller.
-Where's my D?