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I'm a little late again so some of the details are blurry but we definitely started in a bar. Slothy was definitely on coke for circle again and we definitely had an awesome, high number of virgins.
Donald Dick laid trail so we were a little disappointed to find regular flour marking the trail and no powdered gold to be seen. There were a few hashers attempting to break the "don't get dead" rule by running into traffic. We almost obtained a free child but then some adult showed up and claimed it.
We stopped at our beer check and took a ridiculously high number of hot prom pictures in the back of the bar. Someone went off menu and broke the hash bank with TWO miller high lifes. Slothy grew 5 feet and had her dick sucked. Then we headed out for the home bar.
We were met by a furry at the bar and then JUST COLLEEN WAS NAMED! Lots of great stories came out and many hilarious names were thrown around but in the end, Ms. Just Colleen became Ass Ass In Nation. Welcome to the crew, Ass!
"Mmmmm, scared virgins"
"George, George, George of the hashers watch out for that bu-ooooh bus"
"Piggyback Dick Slurp"
"Cummingtonite = Manchild"
Suck a Dick
Bitch $hots, OUT