When: 2/25/16
Hares: Hot Cockolate, Spare My Finger, Boring Handjob
Hares: Hot Cockolate, Spare My Finger, Boring Handjob
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Sports hash was quite the win. Our coaches, Slothy and Goats, ran an enthusiastic, sports pun-filled chalk talk with an assist from Cause for Blindness.
Aaaaand we’re off! Hash began with an immediate hash crash by Just Nora. We were lead to McGillin’s by Dixalot’s gorgeous, incredibly large, penis shaped true trail arrows and Just Colleen’s elegant, truly magical horn playing.
Cause snuck into McGillin’s without an ID! Donald Dick met us at the bar in what can only be described as a flasher jacket. We boogied to tunes like “I believe in a thing called love” and drank tasty beer straight from the pitchers. We left McGillin’s singing and dancing to “I Want it That Way”.
Our next stop was Hot Cockolate’s Apartment for delicious hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps shots. At least 20 inappropriate notes were hidden in various locations in her apartment (you’re welcome Hot Cockolate).
Back at Fieldhouse, Goose and Gag Reflex joined a gymnastics team (shown below). Goose impressed a new MILF friend with splits and assisted hand stands and earned a free, fancy IPA. Just Marcus and Urine Luck chose slightly less fancy beverages, drinking bud light from their new shoes instead.
Aaaaand we’re off! Hash began with an immediate hash crash by Just Nora. We were lead to McGillin’s by Dixalot’s gorgeous, incredibly large, penis shaped true trail arrows and Just Colleen’s elegant, truly magical horn playing.
Cause snuck into McGillin’s without an ID! Donald Dick met us at the bar in what can only be described as a flasher jacket. We boogied to tunes like “I believe in a thing called love” and drank tasty beer straight from the pitchers. We left McGillin’s singing and dancing to “I Want it That Way”.
Our next stop was Hot Cockolate’s Apartment for delicious hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps shots. At least 20 inappropriate notes were hidden in various locations in her apartment (you’re welcome Hot Cockolate).
Back at Fieldhouse, Goose and Gag Reflex joined a gymnastics team (shown below). Goose impressed a new MILF friend with splits and assisted hand stands and earned a free, fancy IPA. Just Marcus and Urine Luck chose slightly less fancy beverages, drinking bud light from their new shoes instead.
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Final Notes & Reminders:
- Just Colleen – We can hear the improvement with every blow
- Boring Hand Job – You were licked by cause for Blindness and grew a partial
- Just Andrew – his name is SCARF ACE
- Goose – Stacy’s mom?
suck a dick. mic drop.
Bitch Shots - OUT
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