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The Ben Franklin Mob Hash House Harriers (BFMH3) is a Philadelphia-based chapter of the Hash House Harriers, a drinking club with a running problem which exists literally all over the world. For a quick shot of Hash House Harrier history, go here. We (kinda) run, following a trail marked by one among us (called the hare), every Thursday night somewhere in the City of Philadelphia. Usually we run about an hour to and hour and a half and cover between three and five miles, unless the hare is particularly lazy or over-ambitious. You don't have to be a great runner. The evening generally takes us where it will but the run (almost always) ends at the bar where it began. We begin and end each run at a bar because we like beer. Some of us also like running. Due to the way the trail is laid our lesser runners can stay with the rest of the pack. Don't be shy, some regulars walk half or more of the trail without issue. We’re not competitive about running, though some of us are competitive runners. We’re not competitive about drinking beer either, though many of us are better at that than at running. At the bar we “circle up” for a while, sing bawdy songs, and cause a general ruckus, all in the name of the fight against sobriety and as a way to persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel. You can learn more about us in the About section of the site (duh).
If you like to run and to drink, then come out and join us. Nothing is required except sneakers, an intact liver, and the inability to take yourself too seriously – and $10 for beer. See you Thursday night!
If you like to run and to drink, then come out and join us. Nothing is required except sneakers, an intact liver, and the inability to take yourself too seriously – and $10 for beer. See you Thursday night!
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BFM #1005: Memorial Hash with Sarge
WHERE: Chestnut Street and Front Street
BRING: Cranium Lamp, hash cash, I.D. positivity, warm heart, ALSO: Rain Gear WHEN: 7pm (gather), 7:30pm (chalk talk) HARE: Sarge HASH CASH: $10 PUBIC TRANS: Septa accessible - Please be safe! |
The Random Part:
Sarge is nice enough to hare this despite an injury so this may be the first trail of his I actually do completely...? maybe not?
On-on!
COVID ish - It's still here. So please make informed decisions and take things seriously. Make sure you're checking in with each other about comfort level re: social distance, etc.
***And for the love of Gispert stay home if you've been exposed or are having any symptoms.***
Sarge is nice enough to hare this despite an injury so this may be the first trail of his I actually do completely...? maybe not?
On-on!
COVID ish - It's still here. So please make informed decisions and take things seriously. Make sure you're checking in with each other about comfort level re: social distance, etc.
***And for the love of Gispert stay home if you've been exposed or are having any symptoms.***
BFM #1000 - 1000 Shades of Green 2023
Hash Rego Required!
04/20 07:00 PM to 04/23 04:00 PM
A BFMH3 Hash Weekend
Wankers! Your favorite Philly Hash - The Ben Franklin Mob (aka fondly as Big Fucking Mess) is celebrating its 1000th trail on 04.20!!!
What better way to celebrate than to spend four days with us traipsing through Philly and running a classic Beer Mile? You just celebrated one green holiday and now you can celebrate Earth Day and Weed Day to reuse all that pretty green garb. We highly encourage dressing on theme so be it stoner, dom, or just plain green... Bring it!
Rego gets you Thursday trail, a 3 hour open bar, heavy appetizers (practically dinner), and some sweet, sweet BFMH3 Hab (Men and Women's Sizing so please specify on rego)
Friday will be a Full Moon Trail followed by an on after (dinner on your own dime)
Saturday will be a Beer Mile - contestants can choose to bring their own booze as long as the minimum ABV is 5% - or can choose to drink what we bring.
Sunday will be a mellow Fat Boy Trail with help from some local kennels.
Pricing for Thursday night: $69
Add the rest of the weekend for $20 or pay $10 for each event
After completing your rego, please send your monies to our Hash Cash via venmo @Chris-W-Dunn [note that this is NOT the BFM venmo account, which no longer exists], or via paypal using "friends & family" at bfmhash@gmail.com. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR HASH NAME AND "1000" IN THE NOTES (and please math right)
COVID-ish - It's still here and making its presence known. So please make informed decisions.
And for the love of Gispert stay home if you are having any symptoms.
Need a place to crash? Reach out to Cockstradamus at bfmhash@gmail.com and misman will do our best to place you with someone from the BFM.
We by no means want this to be cost prohibitive but post-covid times + big city living limits our ability to keep prices down - So, please reach out to Cockstradamus at bfmhash@gmail.com to explore options should cost be an issue. Also - if you do not drink - we may be able to do something price wise, so please reach out :)
Theme:
1000 Shades of Green - cause 04.20
Stuff to Bring:
Cranium lamps, sneakers, Costumes, $$ for additional hab cause our habberdasher has really let loose, valid ID, a replacement liver
04/20 07:00 PM to 04/23 04:00 PM
A BFMH3 Hash Weekend
Wankers! Your favorite Philly Hash - The Ben Franklin Mob (aka fondly as Big Fucking Mess) is celebrating its 1000th trail on 04.20!!!
What better way to celebrate than to spend four days with us traipsing through Philly and running a classic Beer Mile? You just celebrated one green holiday and now you can celebrate Earth Day and Weed Day to reuse all that pretty green garb. We highly encourage dressing on theme so be it stoner, dom, or just plain green... Bring it!
Rego gets you Thursday trail, a 3 hour open bar, heavy appetizers (practically dinner), and some sweet, sweet BFMH3 Hab (Men and Women's Sizing so please specify on rego)
Friday will be a Full Moon Trail followed by an on after (dinner on your own dime)
Saturday will be a Beer Mile - contestants can choose to bring their own booze as long as the minimum ABV is 5% - or can choose to drink what we bring.
Sunday will be a mellow Fat Boy Trail with help from some local kennels.
Pricing for Thursday night: $69
Add the rest of the weekend for $20 or pay $10 for each event
After completing your rego, please send your monies to our Hash Cash via venmo @Chris-W-Dunn [note that this is NOT the BFM venmo account, which no longer exists], or via paypal using "friends & family" at bfmhash@gmail.com. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR HASH NAME AND "1000" IN THE NOTES (and please math right)
COVID-ish - It's still here and making its presence known. So please make informed decisions.
And for the love of Gispert stay home if you are having any symptoms.
Need a place to crash? Reach out to Cockstradamus at bfmhash@gmail.com and misman will do our best to place you with someone from the BFM.
We by no means want this to be cost prohibitive but post-covid times + big city living limits our ability to keep prices down - So, please reach out to Cockstradamus at bfmhash@gmail.com to explore options should cost be an issue. Also - if you do not drink - we may be able to do something price wise, so please reach out :)
Theme:
1000 Shades of Green - cause 04.20
Stuff to Bring:
Cranium lamps, sneakers, Costumes, $$ for additional hab cause our habberdasher has really let loose, valid ID, a replacement liver
Upcumming Hashes (Every Thursday)
Date
06/01
06/08 06/15 |
#
1006
1007 1008 |
Location*
Mortar and Asshole
Doo Daddy Too Sir Shaves A Lot |
*Future locations are subject to change based on hare requests - volunteer to hare and we'll go to the hood of your choice!
If you have any questions you can email us at bfmhash@gmail.com. You can also follow us on Instagram @benfranklinmob, or sign up for our eNewsletter.