BFM #700 SUMMER SCHOOL PROM
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When:
Thursday, July 20th 7:30 PM Meet up time 8:00 PM On-out! Where: Morgan's Pier 221 N Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19106 Hash Cash: $10 |
Whoa! Free Boat ride for three! Have you ever won a free boat ride from a box of cereal? Neither have I. Which is why we're buying our way onto a boat. The Ben Franklin Yacht bitches! Welcome welcome welcome. To. The. 700th. Mother. Fucking. Running of the Ben Franklin Mob Hash House Harriers!!!!
Wait what!? It's also Prom season for those summer school losers?! Yes!!! Prom!!!! Prom on a boat! Wear your best or worst prom attire. Get a date. Dance your faces off. **Click here for more details**
***Details below are subject to change!!!
Hash Cash: $29.99
Boat: Ben Franklin Yacht
Trail: Reallllly short
Dress Code: Prom'ish stuff
Hab: Patch, toe tag, condoms, and customized BFM cup. (Baaa ram Him will personally hand make the toe tags again)
Good evening you wankers!
BFM #700 – Summer School Prom on a Boat is upon us! We’re less than 72 hours away from floating down the murky waters of the Delaware in our step parents finest 1980’s prom wear that we got out of that old dusty wood paneling closet in the basement. Got a date?! Great! No Bueno? Quickly overnight thisblow up doll on Amazon so you don’t show up empty handed and look like a loser!
Itinerary
6:30pm – 7:30pm: Meet up at MORGAN’S PIER@ 221 N Christopher Columbus Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19123
7:50pm: Chalk Talk!!!!!!!!!!! (This will start PROMPTLY at 7:50pm)
8:00pm: RUN/WALK TRAIL! Trail will be between half a mile to one full mile. (NO BEER/SHOT NEAR)
8:45pm: BOARD THE BOAT! BEN FRANKLIN YACHT - 401 N Christopher Columbus Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19123
9:00pm: The Boat will leave without you. There is no wiggle room here. The boat will NOT wait for anyone.
9:15pm: CIRCLE UP ON THE MOTHER FUCKING BOAT!!!!!
9:40pm – Midnight: DANCE YOUR FACES OFF – EAT – DRINK – TAKE PICTURES FOR YOUR MOTHER!!!
Midnight – 2am: When the Boat docks, we walk next door to CAVANAUGHS RIVER DECKfor the rest of the night. Cover will be $10.00. I will try to negotiate this down, but don’t count on it!
***If you want to skip trail, walk directly up to the Ben Franklin Yacht***
Few FYI’s:
· Please bring $1 Dollar bills with you to tip the Boat staff. They make a majority of their money from tips.
· There will be Hab. It won’t be great, but it will be great enough.
· This event costs the BFM $45 per person. We are covering $15 on top of the $30 you’re paying with previous extra Hash Cash.
· We have the Boat for 3 Hours. You will not be able to get off of the boat before Midnight.
· There will be both carnivore and vegetarian foods available on the boat.
· We will have an abbreviated Circle. Meaning 3 rounds of Accusations. No comes lately, no auto hashers, no first in last in, and you won’t have to hear about the damn Mayor’s Cup because there won’t be announcements!
· It is all you can drink Beer the entire evening
Hi guys Debbie Downer here. Hashers, this night will be amazing and full of debauchery with our favorite friends and friendemies. Please drink responsibly and DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. Please consider Uber/Lyft, Taxis, Septa, and/or Walking. Be a responsible adult and start making your safe logistical plans now. I also ask everyone to be on your best MILD behavior on the boat. We don’t want to have to pay for any destruction or replacing broken doors(BFM #650). Also DON’T. GET. DEAD. Have fun and see you there!
Sincerely yours,
Sex Toys for Tots
Upcumming Events:
SUBSCRIBABLE CALENDAR CLICK HERE!!!!
(For Android devices, copy the URL above and paste into Google Calendar's "Add by URL" option)
Trifucta (July 21-23)
White House Campout (July 28-30)
Flour City Booty by the Bay (July 28-30)
Nittany Valley Campout (Aug 4-6)
Ithaca H3 Campout (TBD Aug)
Hockessin Crab Hash (Sep 22)
DC Red Dress Run (Sep 22-24)
Wait what!? It's also Prom season for those summer school losers?! Yes!!! Prom!!!! Prom on a boat! Wear your best or worst prom attire. Get a date. Dance your faces off. **Click here for more details**
***Details below are subject to change!!!
Hash Cash: $29.99
Boat: Ben Franklin Yacht
Trail: Reallllly short
Dress Code: Prom'ish stuff
Hab: Patch, toe tag, condoms, and customized BFM cup. (Baaa ram Him will personally hand make the toe tags again)
Good evening you wankers!
BFM #700 – Summer School Prom on a Boat is upon us! We’re less than 72 hours away from floating down the murky waters of the Delaware in our step parents finest 1980’s prom wear that we got out of that old dusty wood paneling closet in the basement. Got a date?! Great! No Bueno? Quickly overnight thisblow up doll on Amazon so you don’t show up empty handed and look like a loser!
Itinerary
6:30pm – 7:30pm: Meet up at MORGAN’S PIER@ 221 N Christopher Columbus Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19123
7:50pm: Chalk Talk!!!!!!!!!!! (This will start PROMPTLY at 7:50pm)
8:00pm: RUN/WALK TRAIL! Trail will be between half a mile to one full mile. (NO BEER/SHOT NEAR)
8:45pm: BOARD THE BOAT! BEN FRANKLIN YACHT - 401 N Christopher Columbus Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19123
9:00pm: The Boat will leave without you. There is no wiggle room here. The boat will NOT wait for anyone.
9:15pm: CIRCLE UP ON THE MOTHER FUCKING BOAT!!!!!
9:40pm – Midnight: DANCE YOUR FACES OFF – EAT – DRINK – TAKE PICTURES FOR YOUR MOTHER!!!
Midnight – 2am: When the Boat docks, we walk next door to CAVANAUGHS RIVER DECKfor the rest of the night. Cover will be $10.00. I will try to negotiate this down, but don’t count on it!
***If you want to skip trail, walk directly up to the Ben Franklin Yacht***
Few FYI’s:
· Please bring $1 Dollar bills with you to tip the Boat staff. They make a majority of their money from tips.
· There will be Hab. It won’t be great, but it will be great enough.
· This event costs the BFM $45 per person. We are covering $15 on top of the $30 you’re paying with previous extra Hash Cash.
· We have the Boat for 3 Hours. You will not be able to get off of the boat before Midnight.
· There will be both carnivore and vegetarian foods available on the boat.
· We will have an abbreviated Circle. Meaning 3 rounds of Accusations. No comes lately, no auto hashers, no first in last in, and you won’t have to hear about the damn Mayor’s Cup because there won’t be announcements!
· It is all you can drink Beer the entire evening
Hi guys Debbie Downer here. Hashers, this night will be amazing and full of debauchery with our favorite friends and friendemies. Please drink responsibly and DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. Please consider Uber/Lyft, Taxis, Septa, and/or Walking. Be a responsible adult and start making your safe logistical plans now. I also ask everyone to be on your best MILD behavior on the boat. We don’t want to have to pay for any destruction or replacing broken doors(BFM #650). Also DON’T. GET. DEAD. Have fun and see you there!
Sincerely yours,
Sex Toys for Tots
Upcumming Events:
SUBSCRIBABLE CALENDAR CLICK HERE!!!!
(For Android devices, copy the URL above and paste into Google Calendar's "Add by URL" option)
Trifucta (July 21-23)
White House Campout (July 28-30)
Flour City Booty by the Bay (July 28-30)
Nittany Valley Campout (Aug 4-6)
Ithaca H3 Campout (TBD Aug)
Hockessin Crab Hash (Sep 22)
DC Red Dress Run (Sep 22-24)
Upcumming Hashes
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Date
7/20
7/27 8/3 |
#
699
700 701 |
Name
SUMMER PROM ON A BOAT!
TBD TBD |
Location
The Ben Franklin Yacht
TBD TBD |
