2021: Reign of Silence
Grand Master (Lead Instigator)
Poly Pocket
Poly Pocket likes to make stuff; is a jack of all trades and mistress of a few. She also probably likes all the music and movies you're too cool for.
Poly Pocket likes to make stuff; is a jack of all trades and mistress of a few. She also probably likes all the music and movies you're too cool for.
Religious Advisors (Everyday Instigators)
Everything Butt Sex
In perhaps the most bait-and-switch hashing origin story of all time, I was introduced to hashing and the BFM by someone who brought me to one hash before promptly moving one time zone over.
Nevertheless, I persisted.
In perhaps the most bait-and-switch hashing origin story of all time, I was introduced to hashing and the BFM by someone who brought me to one hash before promptly moving one time zone over.
Nevertheless, I persisted.
Sergeant Snatch Snitch
I'm loud and Dumb.
I'm loud and Dumb.
On Secs (Witnesses for the Prosecution)
Groundhog Lay
"I'm not dead yet."
"I'm not dead yet."
Music To My Tears
Cumming Soon.
Cumming Soon.
Roadside ASSistance
Cumming Soon.
Cumming Soon.
Hash Flash (Curator of Evidence)
Jug Stains
Cumming Soon.
Cumming Soon.
Hash Cash (The Purse Strings)
60K9
60k9 functions as the Federal Reserve Bank of the Hash, in that most people just pretend to know what he does with our money and go along on their merry way.
He prefers it this way.
60k9 functions as the Federal Reserve Bank of the Hash, in that most people just pretend to know what he does with our money and go along on their merry way.
He prefers it this way.
Hare Razor (The Real Hero Here)
Wheels on the Bus go Down Down Down
Wheels got tricked into showing up to her virgin circle by an old friend talking about a party and beer, and "help me set up". After realizing Hashers were her people, she refused to stop showing up and now you're stuck with her.
Wheels got tricked into showing up to her virgin circle by an old friend talking about a party and beer, and "help me set up". After realizing Hashers were her people, she refused to stop showing up and now you're stuck with her.
Me Shrub You Long Time
Me Shrub You Long Time began hashing years ago while travelling and was immediately hooked. He bounced around with a couple kennels, loving the trails and enjoying the different faces. The road is a sweet and fickle mistress, but Shrub (as he is affectionately known) found something meaningful in the Ben Franklin Mob. Elated and honored to be back on-sec'ing, he looks forward to giving so much to the kennel that took him in, gave him a name, and taught him how all the marks and checks really lead to people in the end. It is the people that make BFM and the infectious spirit they bring that makes the BFM great. This is a love train, so make sure you get ON-ON and ride with us!
Me Shrub You Long Time began hashing years ago while travelling and was immediately hooked. He bounced around with a couple kennels, loving the trails and enjoying the different faces. The road is a sweet and fickle mistress, but Shrub (as he is affectionately known) found something meaningful in the Ben Franklin Mob. Elated and honored to be back on-sec'ing, he looks forward to giving so much to the kennel that took him in, gave him a name, and taught him how all the marks and checks really lead to people in the end. It is the people that make BFM and the infectious spirit they bring that makes the BFM great. This is a love train, so make sure you get ON-ON and ride with us!
Tech Meister (It's Probably My Fault)
Not In My Hair
Hashing since 2010. Hashed across the country and nearly died a few times. Super Nerd.
Hashing since 2010. Hashed across the country and nearly died a few times. Super Nerd.
Events Co-whore-dinator (This Orgy Isn't Gonna Start Itself)
Silence of the Goats
MAYORS CUP
MAYORS CUP
Master Beader & Hash Horn (Wait, That's a Job?)
Ass Ass in Nation
Just a girl dancing around obnoxiously while singing random things and smiling awkwardly at everyone. She enjoys fondling body parts (at "work") and producing awful sounds out of a horn when running through city streets on Thursday evenings!
Just a girl dancing around obnoxiously while singing random things and smiling awkwardly at everyone. She enjoys fondling body parts (at "work") and producing awful sounds out of a horn when running through city streets on Thursday evenings!
Haberdasher (Lack of Style Consultant)
Gay Matthews Lamb
Cumming Soon.
Cumming Soon.