Slothy Seconds (She came twice!)
Today's hash was supposed to start at 9 AM. After a late night of pre-celebratory drinking, I woke up around 10:30 quietly swearing to myself over a raging hangover. Apparently, the only one who made it on time was Slothy Seconds, who swung by to check in on the hash only to find that no one actually came this morning.
Fast-forward to a very hungover me walking up to the venue 30 mins later to meet none other than Pantyphile and J. Carolyn on the corner right outside Mace's Crossing. After giving our brief hellos, we commenced chalk talk right around the corner using a new state-of-the-art invisible chalk variant.
With chalk talk over, we commenced our hash for the week by groggily limping towards Cherry Street Tavern with the hopes of a giant roast beef sandwich. These hopes were immediately snuffed out as I pulled on the very locked door of a very closed Cherry Street Tavern.
On-on to the next location: Bonner's! As we trekked through the cold I thought to myself "There's no way Bonner's is closed this morning". As we reached the door, I was once again disappointed to find that the staff of Bonners was also busy at home with their families instead of serving beers to a bunch of drunk assholes.
Finally, we decided to try Cavanaugh's Rittenhouse. As we neared the venue, I saw their light on from down the street: A beacon of hope. We painstakingly made our way towards it - and sure enough, Cavanaugh's welcomed us into their beer-smelling embrace.
Once seated, Uncle Fister and Slothy Seconds made an appearance, Slothy cumming for the second time in one morning. I had an amazing Shiner Prickly Pear beer and steak flatbread (fucking delicious, thanks for asking). Everyone else ordered some kind of beer. There was no circle, but we can assume if there had been, Baa Ram Him would be accused for falling down the stairs at Cav's almost a year ago and Fister would have probably tried to accuse someone of something that no one could possibly understand.
And that about wraps up this week's trash. Stay tuned next week for your regularly-scheduled trash programming.